Surviving NYC Metro: My Commute Stories

Riding the NYC Metro subway system every weekday for three hours a day to and from college was tiring. It’s especially exhausting on that last leg home on the “D” train at night.

It was not uncommon for me to fall asleep in the subway as it jostled down the rails. The NYC Metro trains are not quiet like the Paris subway; they rattle and jar, jerk and screech. When the subway car was full, I would be standing near the doors. Nevertheless, on more than one occasion, I fell asleep standing up. Yup! I dropped my books and briefcase. A quick recovery couldn’t save the embarrassment.

Okay, so I tried to be clever and leaned against the doors one time so I wouldn’t get woken up. The doors usually opened on the other side since it was an express train. My plan usually worked, but not this time. The train pulled into a station and, BAM! The doors on my side opened. I was SO shocked! I ended up stumbling out of the train backwards onto the platform. Ugh, no luck.

Sometimes I would return home very late after drill practice and drinking games. The train would be empty, and I’d stretch out, super comfy. Too comfy, actually, because I’d miss my stop at Kingsbridge Road. I’d end up going a couple of stops further north to the end of the line at 205th Street. I’d wake up, stumble across the platform for the next train going south. Only two stops left, and guess what? I’d fall asleep again and miss my stop. Then I’d get off, cross the platform, and head north again. I totally lost count of how many times I missed Kingsbridge Road.

I should have stood up against the doors.

The last subway story is when they were not runny.

The NYC Metro was planning a system-wide strike on January 1, 1966. Since I didn’t want to miss classes, I made plans to stay with friends at school. I think my Mom and Dad brought me to Brooklyn after the holidays. I stayed in the dorms which were across the street from Pratt Institute in a 17-story apartment building. The strike lasted 12 days.

I only have 3 vivid memories of my stay at the dorms:

  1. The Batman TV program premiered on January 12, 1966. The world stopped and our dorm mates congregated at the only TV on the floor. POW! BANG! Ka-POW!
  2. I had to cram for a test.
  3. I lied about living at the dorm so I could eat at the cafeteria for free.

Finland 2025

Lohja, Finland:

I
I first heard them in a German clock.
Imagine my surprise, glee and shock.
Cuckoos are a real bird.
Just this evening I heard,
They really exist yet do not flock.

II
This long drink is the Original.
This gin flavor is the typical.
There are other flavors
My taste does not waiver.
The grapefruit is the traditional.

III
The home cooked meal starts with a meat pie.
It’s not home cooked and don’t ask me why.
In the pie add nakki;
Mustard is sin-appi.
On this great Finn feast you can rely.

IV
The temp was cool in the Lohja mine.
Besides the quartz they still take out lime.
We’re 100 meters down,
Under the lake and town.
Miners are at 300 full-time.

V
This is a lesson on sandwich cake.
It is not the type you have to bake.
With two kinds of good bread,
Veg ‘n egg in a cheese spread.
It is easier than pie to make.

VI
Today we watched five games of frisbee.
It was on a beach near Helsinki.
The games are very fast.
They’re quick; they do not last.
For me it would be very risky.