Finland 2025

Lohja, Finland:

I
I first heard them in a German clock.
Imagine my surprise, glee and shock.
Cuckoos are a real bird.
Just this evening I heard,
They really exist yet do not flock.

II
This long drink is the Original.
This gin flavor is the typical.
There are other flavors
My taste does not waiver.
The grapefruit is the traditional.

III
The home cooked meal starts with a meat pie.
It’s not home cooked and don’t ask me why.
In the pie add nakki;
Mustard is sin-appi.
On this great Finn feast you can rely.

IV
The temp was cool in the Lohja mine.
Besides the quartz they still take out lime.
We’re 100 meters down,
Under the lake and town.
Miners are at 300 full-time.

V
This is a lesson on sandwich cake.
It is not the type you have to bake.
With two kinds of good bread,
Veg ‘n egg in a cheese spread.
It is easier than pie to make.

VI
Today we watched five games of frisbee.
It was on a beach near Helsinki.
The games are very fast.
They’re quick; they do not last.
For me it would be very risky.

Summer 2024

I
We’re traveling east on IcelandAir
To the country where summers are fair.
First, two weeks in Finland
To travel east inland.
We’ll be traveling with family “Bear.”

II
Helsinki
A relaxing day at the hotel,
Due to jet lag, wanted to rest well.
Sit in our room to plan.
Tuesday, see policeman
To renew passport. It will be swell.

III
The police station is very cool.
We stood in line and followed the rules.
They renew passports here.
Their instructions are clear.
All settled and we’re nobody’s fool.

I need a sim card for my cell phone,
To “R-kioski” store we will roam.
Online I couldn’t pay.
In person, I will say,
“I hope the cost is not overblown.”

IV
Tonight we met Jussi and Anja.
A lovely dinner and no drama.
At Lucy In The Sky
All was great, my oh my.
We talked about travel and opera.

V
At dinner with the Uusnakki clan
We talked bout lots and my birthday lamb.
Dinner this time we knew
Would be equal to few.
Meeting again next year is the plan.

VI
Lappeenranta
Tapani drove to Lappeenranta.
In the back sat Anne and Erja.
Empty road was magic,
With no Russian traffic.
We went to meet Pepe and Raija.

Lemin Särä was my birthday feast.
It was a short trip coming from the east.
Just potatoes and lamb.
It was really moist . . . Damn!!
Full bellies and no one was displeased.

VII
Pepe and Raija had a great brunch
For all six of us in our bunch.
Then coffee at train station.
A cute, old location.
Left quickly ’cause the rain had a punch.

Small town, Hamina was the next stop.
A small apartment, the backdrop.
Visit godmother Miku.
We stayed for just a few.
Then off quickly to Lohja nonstop.

VIII

Lohja
Today was a big cousins party.
Silvonens didn’t party hardy.
First, tour the large Manor.
Two sisters were planners,
Over 20 was the total body.

Pippa created a family tree.
In Excel, she did it for free.
It was 10 meters long.
All correct, nothing wrong.
Good family records are the key.

Iiro plays like he’s a mechanic.
Under the car is very dramatic.
He has all the right tools
And he follows the rules.
His methods are always systematic.

IX
On the houseboat, it’s a cloudy day,
Chilly, but better than yesterday.
For Erja and I
We cannot be shy
We like this better than a workday.

Heading now Northwest into the sun.
In the sky are some clouds almost none.
The cabins by the shore
Are hidden even more
By the veil of light green natures done.

X

Helsinki
Jaska, Tuija met us on Lohja.
They’re very kind to drive us. Voila!
We checked into hotel,
To a room where we’d dwell.
Then to dinner at “Olivia.”

XI
Heidi and Juha met us for food.
We all had fish and talked as we chewed.
Anne got her passport
Needed for next airport.
She’s in great shape now for next trip, dude.

XII
Tonight we went to a Czech restaurant.
Good food that anybody would want.
Our friends came from Espoo
Just to meet this duo.
Time with Katri and Tapsa was pleasant.

XIII

Lahti
We boarded a fast train to Lahti.
Anne’s wants to see everybody.
Leena met us for lunch,
And we talked a great bunch.
El Toro steak was very hearty.

Samppa and Anne drove us around.
My Anne’s house and both schools we found.
Red Bull sponsored a race,
Up the ski jump they chased.
The great effort to climb was profound.

XIV

Helsinki
We shopped for more chocolate and candy.
The K-Market is very handy.
One for me, two for you.
For that we’ll take a few.
All this shopping makes me quite happy.

The dinner at Notes was fantastic.
The foods were all a Finnish classic.
Mirja and Pauli
We greeted them warmly
And sat for an evening nostalgic .

XV

Espoo
Sana and Jussi live in Espoo.
With Adam, family is larger though..
Great reindeer stew was served
And Adam we observed.
He’s active and put on a good show.

XVI

Helsinki
We met Liisa and Hugh at airport.
On our way to Lisbon, check passport.
When there, we got a car
To Porto which is far.
I cannot tell if it’s a seaport.

Porto
Hotel was really hard to get to.
Streets were narrow, for cars only two.
Hotel in the middle of town.
Many things upside down.
Many plants sideways and the pool too.

Dinner at Wine Club was Portuguese.
Empanadas, tuna, duck, Yes, please!
The wine from the Douro
Put on the greatest show.
Later we had cake, Hugh, Liisa cheese.

XVII
We walked for 2 hours in Porto.
We had a hard time uphill also.
We stopped for a short drink.
We had to stop and think,
We thought next time we’ll take an auto.

We all met for dinner at seven.
The sea bass selected was heaven.
Calamari was great.
Then the peppers, no wait.
But dessert was out of the question.

XVIII
Yesterday, World of Wine was WOW.
The wine info was great. Holy cow!
Our lunch was amazing,
Each dish we were praising.
Then up the hill we go for port, now.

There was a short walk to see Taylor.
A place to visit, the WOW neighbor.
After the short intro,
You got too much info.
Thank goodness the tasting was later.

Dinner was a short walk from hotel.
They were rated 4.9 as well.
The menu was tapas.
We made quite a ruckas.
Just a few small bites and wine as well.

XIX
We just sat on the deck and relaxed.
Our long walking and moving was maxed.
At Wine Club we had food.
We enjoyed all we chewed.
And 2 bottles of red wine we axed.

Douro
XX
We all celebrated Marinell.
Being with our fond friends was just swell.
Villa was more than fine.
We all drank lots of wine.
Food was great and the cod did not smell.

XXI
We spent all Sunday at the best pool.
The sun was hot and the water cool.
We had gin and tonics,
And tunes with harmonics.
But the white cake and champagne did rule.

XXII
Today we all watched the forest fires
Under control by fire fighters.
It will be a hot day,
In the pool we will stay.
We’re happy as pool noodle riders.

XXIII
We all watched wildfires again today.
They’ve been going since early Monday.
The smoke was very thick.
Stay inside was the trick
Watch movies, the hours wile away.

XXIV
Cleaning pool was on the agenda.
Pro Angelo was the right fella.
The men chatted with him
As he vacuumed and skimmed
The Mark and I fixed the umbrella.

XXV
There once were four men in the kitchen.
What they were cooking came from chicken.
We all had eggs to eat
It was a special treat.
The clean up was done by the women.

We went to Covela winery
All their wines were white; but not for me
The firefighting planes,
Then the passenger trains,
And the river cruise ship added glee.

XXVI
While most of the group were out to roam,
Anne and I were in the pool at home.
We all made leftovers,
The roamers and loafers.
It was the best must-go dinner known.

XXV
Lisbon
Drive to Lisbon on a narrow road.
One lane, two cars, there’s no traffic code.
Meet our friends at the pool.
We eat at someplace cool.
Great menu there and taste buds explode.

XXVI
We had lunch at the Time Out Market.
The cool wine shop was our first target.
Three whites and two great reds
Ham, and cheese with no bread.
The bill was easy on the pocket.

Then we went to fabulous Pink Street.
The party had music with a beat.
We sat in a cafe
Not very far away.
The atmosphere was classic and sweet.

The waterfront was off the large square.
There was plenty to see; we walked there.
We sat for a short while
And I said with a smile.
How about another drink to share.

XXVII
Too tired to write a rhyme today.
From Lisbon to Boston on Wednesday.
Eight hours gate to gate.
Then a three hour wait.
We’ll get home sometime early Thursday.

BEST 2022 VACATION EVER

As of September 2022

Paris

I

The first leg of the trip was a breeze.

To Paris, Delta handled it with ease.

The front cabin is best;

To hell with the rest!

With all the drinks that you please.

Barcelona

II

The next leg brought us to Spain.

Finding our driver was a bit of a pain.

Luggage loaded, he drove to hotel.

For a Spaniard, he drove pretty well.

But for parking, he made his own lane.

III

Checked in and back on our feet.

We walked to find something to eat.

The Gothic Quarter is old.

A good place we were told,

And found a tapas bar with a seat.

IV

We finally took showers,

To bed after 26 hours.

Slept soundly for ten,

Like a bear in its den.

And our rhythm is now off-hours.

V

There once was a small woman from Spain,

Who led tours through Roman remains.

Streets, buildings, and stories were old,

About saints and kings, we were told,

And everything she said, she explained.

VI

A few friends from afar did we meet.

Three Finns in this town. What a treat!

We sat for a toast.

The view was the most.

But especially, the reunion was sweet.

VII

Clap, stomp, and tap is a great dance.

Is it anger, is it romance?

Guitars and dancers on fire,

We had dinner prior.

Flamengo is more than a prance.

VIII

This glorious church was amazing.

Every inch you cannot stop gazing.

Either inside or out,

You surely don’t doubt,

For the life of Christ, it is praising.

IX

Our dinner was not so extreme.

It was a delight, it would seem.

A single scoop for you,

And I’ll do the same, too.

What’s better than an ice cream.

X

The market was colorful and fragrant,

All the foods were in its best arrangement.

Candy, fresh fish, or quick treats,

A great selection of meats.

For a snack, a full meal, or refreshment.

XI

We leave Barcelona sadly.

There is a lot we missed frankly.

We’ll have to go back,

For another crack.

I’m missing paella badly.

The Med Cruise

XII

We’re on our way to the Med Sea.

A great voyage it’s bound to be.

We’re going first to Marseille,

We’ll be there only a day.

Then we’ll be in Nice on day three.

XIII

As you can see the Retreat

Is the best. It’s really sweet.

Nothing was unpleasant,

With our own attendant.

A place to get off our feet.

Marseille

XIV

In Marseille, we spent four hours.

Basilica had two towers.

I loved the restaurants along the rue.

By the marina, they had a grand view,

Of all the out-of-towners.

Nice

XV

To get ashore we took a tender,

To Nice to enjoy Provence splendor.

We missed the F1 race by a week,

And the Casino which would be chic.

Don’t be a Monte Carlo spender

XVI

Ez-e was an easy stop,

Coffee and quiche at a shop.

Escaping the rain was the plan.

What else can you do then, man?

Back to the ship was a short hop.

Lucca

XVII

Puccini was born in Lucca.

He smoked cigars, not from Cuba.

One hundred churches if you believe,

And one public W.C. for relief.

Again a stop for a cuppa.

Pisa

XVIII

Oh my, that building does lean.

And the Pisa crowds extreme.

After a quake,

It did not break.

But, fix for 500 years the scheme.

Tarquinna

XIX

No Rome, but Tarquinna instead,

Where Etruscans buried their dead.

In a tomb underground,

Under a mound,

They were laid on a wooden bed.

Pompeii

XX

Pompeii is a total ruin. 

Partial buildings, not one human.

600 shops sold lots of wine,

But destroyed in seventy-nine.

The eruption was no illusion

Taormina

XXI

In Sicily, everyone looks related to me.

Maybe a distant cousin, the he or the she.

Toured Catania and Aci Castello.

We sat in a cafe for limoncello.

Then we left Taormina, Sicily by the sea.

At Sea

XXII

Today at sea was very exciting indeed.

Rescued sailboat, capacity it did exceed.

Italian Coast Guard picked them all up. 

Were there a dozen refugees? Yup! E

Emergency over, we’re allowed to proceed.

XXIII

Being at sea is not a total loss.

We tasted some wines without any flaws.

They served wines from the Northwest,

Which we believe are the best.

But we like them no matter, just because.

Corfu

XXIV

We toured the winery in Corfu.

Of large Greek islands, there are a few.

We got a cookbook and demo for bread,

A zucchini bake, and tzatziki spread.

Besides wine, they made olive oil, too.

XXV

They baked Corfu bread with their red wine.

The special ingredient, divine!

The water they did not trust.

Iron it will always rust.

Anne’s rye bread she thinks she’ll redesign.

At Sea

XXVI

A relaxing day at the cabana. 

We had a lunch then shared a banana.

We are killing some time,

While I work on this rhyme,

And there’s no time to smoke my Havana.

Dubrovnik

XXVII

At night we went to Dubrovnik.

From the port, the ride was darn quick.

Medieval was the old town,

For Game of Thrones, it is renown. 

Azur Restaurant the tour guide did pick.

Kotor

XXVIII

Kotor in Montenegro was a bust. 

Winds were too high; our safety was a must.

No tenders to take us all ashore.

No way to disembark or explore.

The Captain nixed our plans. We did adjust.

At Sea

XXIX

Today at sea, tomorrow Trieste. 

This Med cruise has been the very best.

To Venice, we take private transport,

Because we couldn’t dock at their port.

We had plenty of food, drink, and rest.

XXX

The task now is to pack,

The suitcase and the sack.

But will everything fit;

Upon it, I will sit.

Now upstairs to snack.

XXXI

Dinner and a show then went to Casino.

Big win, order brandy, server Filipino.

For me, it’s the best it’s ever been.

Up 300, cashed out with a grin.

Maybe next time I’ll try my luck in Reno.

XXXII

Now just because the cruise is over, 

Doesn’t mean I’m a rhyming loafer. 

I’ll keep going as long as I can.  

This is creative and that’s the plan.

At day’s end, it gives me some closure.

Venice

XXXIII

Venice is a mess, it’s full of water.

The place is flooded in every quarter.

Deliveries are tough.

How do they get their stuff?

Presently by aqua transporter.

XXXIV

Saint Mark’s Square ain’t. 

The scene is quaint.

Lots of shops,

And crop tops.

Respect the Saint.

XXXV

When in Venice do the gondola. 

We took the plunge so, mea culpa.

It was like a dream,

On a cloud marine.

A romantic boat ride ultra.

XXXVI

When you come to Venice pack lite.

Otherwise, your luggage you’ll fight. 

You’ll drag your stuff all over town,

In the end, you will be run down.

Heed my words. I’m bound to be right.

XXXVII

Here they invented the Bellini.

Eventually, we drank three.

Here at Harry’s Bar,

Can’t get there by car.

Great pink drinks and the olives were free.

XXXVIII

The views from the top are amazing. 

This city we cannot stop praising.

It all looks great.

Leaving we’ll hate.

It’s beauty there’s no problem phrasing.

XXXIV

The tour of the glory hole, the start.

Anne saw a radiant red heart. 

It had streaks of blue and gold.

One more look, she said sold.

Murano glass has beautiful art.

Lahti, Finland

XXXV

Not everyone in Finland is blonde.

Like the person of whom I am fond.

They come in colors,

Like all the others.

It’s not hard to find a common bond.

XXXVI

I was warned about the mämmi.

But bought one on a shopping spree.

It’s an acquired taste,

But so I would not waste, 

I finished one but won’t have three.

Turku

XXXVII

We toured one of Finland’s archipelagos. 

The shores are dotted with summer bungalows. 

Heikki and Anne showed us all around. 

Two ferries than a restaurant we found. 

There were many chances for some great photos.

XXXVIII

Ronja and Tatu showed us the Turku way, 

We walked near the river where the walls were grey

We took a short break,

To pick up some cake.

Then stopped for a drink near where the people pray.

XXXIX

We brought our cakes to the beautiful Karhu home. 

Sampsa and Karoliina don’t live there alone. 

Iiro, their boy, is so darn cute. 

He made us all laugh. What a hoot!  

He showed us some of his toys he has not outgrown.

XL

Just before two, we meet Mika at the train.

He was relaxed, he’d no reason to complain.

Later we set out for a dinner cruise.

Good food, good company to boot, great views.

Then a nice stroll on the Turku River lane.

Lohja

XLI

In June Finland has a big feast to start summer. 

A vacation for all, butcher, baker, plumber.  

There are all kinds of food.

And sauna, you do nude.

But in June, strangely they all call it mid-summer.

XLII

The heat wave in Finland is not ova. 

Sometimes we stay inside on the sofa.

But to really stay cool,

We all sit in the pool,

To avoid slipping into a coma.

XLIII

In southern Finland don’t wait for the sunset. 

It’s similar to an Anchorage mindset.

At 60 degrees North latitude.

Here, there is quiet and solitude.

At Midnight I’m snacking on cheese ‘n rye bread.

Helsinki

XLIV

We met the family Uusnakki.

Mom ‘n Dad brought the boys of three.

Two girlfriends too were there.

Lots of fun in the air,

The food and laughs were great. No niin!

XLV

We walked to the beach in Helsinki. 

Topless men and all shapes bikini.  

It’s hard not to stare,  

At the things they wear.

But we went to watch ultimate frisbee.

Savonlinna

XLVI

So today we are off to the opera.

It’s a four-hour drive for the drama. 

Savonlinna the place.

A castle is the space. 

The scenery is close to nirvana.

XLVII

We’re at a cabin by a lake. 

A dip in the lake they did take 

Prior, we visited the market 

Money could not stay in our pocket.  

Adventures in food I did make.

Kerimäki

XLVIII

In Kerimäki, we visited an old church.

It’s the world’s largest made of wood, certainly birch.

3000 seated is its capacity,

5000 total in its sanctuary.

In the nearby lake, I’m sure there’s perch. 

Punkaharju

XLIV

After the church, we drove through lake and forest.

A great view for this American tourist. 

Check Punkaharju on your Google map, 

Between the islands the road fills the gap. 

And Russia is the country which is nearest.

Vaalimaa

XLV

On our way back, we stopped at the outlet, Zsar.

We walked around. Tapani stayed with the car

The stores were all closing so we did not linger.

Turning to the East, we gave Russia the finger.

Racing to Helsinki which was not far.

Helsinki 

XLVI

I’ve not been lazy. I’ve been busy,

Enjoying this wonderful city.

These pix number five, 

To prove I’m alive.

You must agree this metro is pretty.

XLVII

We left the apartment as a threesome,

To visit the National Museum.

It was hungry we got,

To a small joint named “kot”,

For the best chicken sandwich, we’d eaten.

XLVIII

Finns are not much for peanut butter,

Find a spread of another nutter.

I searched the whole store,

From ceiling to floor.

Of course, I landed on Nutella.

Porvoo

XLIX

Porvoo is a cute little town.

Great food and drink we did put down.

After the great lunch,

Mika had a hunch,

To go to chocolatier renown.

Helsinki

L

We toured the Helsinki harbor by boat.

Where stories Swedish and Russian were wrote.

The gulf is full of islands,

Like a necklace of diamonds.

It was a history lesson afloat

LI

It’s an attractive office for mail. 

Many boxes, stamps, and cards for sale.

It’s a clean place to post,

But its service, won’t boast.

Posti has the same mascot, a snail.

Turku

LII

Busses, trains and automobiles. 

We’ll ride anything with round wheels 

Metro was yesterday. 

Busses and train today. 

Turku castle, history reveals.

LIII

Ronja, the bear, was our local guide. 

To the castle, another bus ride.

The linna was medeival and grand. 

Once surrounded by water, now land.

To dinner, a bus, cause walking I tried.

Lohja

LIV

As I travel, I am humble,

For the languages, I fumble.

It’s only English I speak,

Neither Italian nor Greek.

But for Finnish, I’m proud to stumble.

LV

Mökki is a cabin, best by the lake, 

For vacations, weekends Finns take a break.

Accommodations may be spartan,

Regardless, there is often a garden.

After sauna, it’s grilled something they make.

LVI

Lohja brings joy, houseboat, and sauna.

Find it with the flora and fauna.

On the lake, a cabin on floats,

Room for six, better than most boats.

Relaxation, fun, and no drama.

Helsinki

LVII

Heather led us with Fork in Hand. 

The whole route and stops were well planned. 

4 miles at a leisurely pace, 

Food and drink brought smiles to my face.

We all agreed the day was grand.

LVIII

The Rock Church was made from old granite.

The only one on the whole planet. 

Above the rock wall, beams are concrete. 

The copper ceiling makes it complete. 

We toured with the pastor sans habit.


Sammamish

VIX

We are home and I’m closing this out.

We had a great time there is no doubt.

It’s nice to be in our comfortable home;

It won’t be long before we’re ready to roam.  

We’re making plans to go north than south.